Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.

Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”

by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021

Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.

“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?

by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

Christian Telles

Meh kinda person.

You're such a Christian Telles

by Anon152 November 26, 2010

Ass don’t tell

When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…

Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!

Well, you know ass don’t tell.

by INCYCShow March 24, 2022

Tell

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by URhuhvbu hb bub bu. buubbbbuhi July 6, 2021

Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021