To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
by Pazzy  August 18, 2025
 Get the Top Deckmug.
Get the Top Deckmug. by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016
 Get the Fetch the deckmug.
Get the Fetch the deckmug. A awesome friend who you grow up with who has the best personality without knowing it, while also being very cute. She is a quite while being loud, funny and awesome, if you are unsatisfied dating her, then you shall never be satisfied.
by random guy none know February 15, 2015
 Get the samantha deckmug.
Get the samantha deckmug. by ZekeTheSinger October 17, 2015
 Get the Deckmug.
Get the Deckmug. by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024
 Get the Big Deck Energymug.
Get the Big Deck Energymug. The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.
PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”
by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022
 Get the Third Deck Challengemug.
Get the Third Deck Challengemug. by anonymous July 31, 2023
 Get the Polyester curtains and a redwood deckmug.
Get the Polyester curtains and a redwood deckmug.