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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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OG Turtle With God Ki

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.
by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018
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Stevey OG

A strain of marijuana that is so kickass it will make you want to go killer.
"Yo man I just picked up some Stevey OG"
"No way man, I heard that shit is killer"
by Dequavis Rakiti June 28, 2021
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AJ THE FUCKING OG

THIS IS A REAL NIGGA THAT WONT SNITCH AND WILL SMOKE WITH U ALL OF THE TIME AND IS THE REALEST OG NIGGA
LOOK ITS AJ THE FUCKING OG LETS SMOKE SOME DOINKS WITH THIS NIGGA
by AJ THE FUCKING OG November 14, 2018
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OG

OG is an acronym for "Orginal Gooner," which means you have been gooning before anyone else or that your style of gooning is old school.
Oh, that's just my friend gooning again he's such an OG. What a gooner he is, am I right?
by That_Dude1 February 22, 2025
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Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well
As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”
by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025
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OG

Over Gay
You are an OG person !
by thunderstrom99 April 7, 2017
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