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Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
Swamp noodle by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

Fluffy Noodle 

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.

Fresh Noodle

Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.
Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!
Fresh Noodle by jathatual November 6, 2016

Raman Noodles

person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"

person 2:"yaaaas"

Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".

Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"
Raman Noodles by your_boy_ray_ray January 17, 2017

warm noodle 

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.
Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.
warm noodle by crustmeister December 18, 2017