Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course
When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us
by AdidasAngel775 November 27, 2004
by MC MilfHunta August 09, 2010
Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?
Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
by Walter Mai Tai November 15, 2017
When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters
by patrick hawkins October 03, 2017
Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
by flippedegg July 25, 2019
by chork June 21, 2007