by dr al March 28, 2007
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although they're weird everything and everyone affiliated w/ napoleon dynamite so i guess they're ok.
by Ranger Rimjob March 21, 2005
Get the mormon mug.Mormons are by definition the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and since i am one i can give the truth. blacks were allowed to hold the divine power as you stated or priest hood but we did not give it to many until most racial prejudice subsided. think of it if you did not like african americans and they had somthing in a church that you didnt you might get mad at that church. second we do belive in three levels of heaven and no hell, if you sined you go to a sort of pergetory for punishment then you get to move on to heaven. we do not have any affiliation with polygamy what so ever. joseph smith did not steal the gold plates, joseph smith did not see the religion out of a hat, what really happened is joseph smith read James: chapter verse 5 which say if you have a question ask god and hell give you the answer so he did, he found out that all religions had partial truth but not all of it and he was chosen to bring about gods full church to the earth. he was latter visited by an angel which showed him were the gold plates were and a translating device that worked by faith. since no one at that time had enough faith to read it he was the only one. the gold plates contained the book of mormon. a history of the people of jared(the people that fled from the tower of babel)and a history of the people of lehi. it is not any way shape or form added to the bible but it is its own book.
if you find a mormon they are usually nice people who are willing to help you.
if you find a mormon they are usually nice people who are willing to help you.
by stephensc237 April 16, 2006
Get the mormon mug.The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.
Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005
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We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that??
Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.
We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that??
Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.
by meowmormoncool January 18, 2010
Get the Mormon mug.mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.
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