a person who's body you can't get close enough to your own to satisfy. you hugg and snugg, it feels so perfect. you know that this is the person that completes the puzzle. someone you could definitely spend the rest of your life with. adam.
by tush February 8, 2005
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Kid1:I lovee all music soo much i have the best play list?
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch
by sexkitten22bb August 18, 2011
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"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West
by MHeath August 13, 2005
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Get the Monkey Ass mug.A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006
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Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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