Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 05, 2014
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sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.
Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!
by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013
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MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!
I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!
by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020
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May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one
by Louis Koch III May 09, 2019
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May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.
"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"
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May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends
Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl
by Maya96_6838652 May 07, 2022
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jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.
by Love family friends and life October 24, 2018
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