May 18

Kiss your crush day

y/n kiss u
U why did you kiss me
y/n it is may 18

by Mcytfan <3 May 17, 2022

sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.

Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!

by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013

May 14

The people who born on this day are fuckin legends and hella clouted.People will be fuckin with them way too much

Yo he was born in May 14, I gotta fuck around with him to get clout

by Hebrews January 3, 2020

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022

May 13th

National Hold your crushes hand day

“Hey wanna hold my hand”

“Ew no”

“But it’s May 13th 😏”

“Oh well in that case 😏”

by drekalisous May 10, 2022

May 27

This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!

“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”

by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020