Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

J lone

A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.

Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!

by J lone November 22, 2021

Lonely

Being so lonely that you develop depression that you eventually use your powers to create a sitcom show, creating the bridge between alternate realities while letting a crazy ass witch called Agatha Harknss invade your perfect world.

Sam: Hey, do you need help in something?
Sarah: No, I'm lonely
Sam: Didn't if you were lonely or not Ms. Dorothy
Sarah: This is my world, my sitcom and you are trespassing here, so I want you... to... leave ❤

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021

the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

lonely

Mark Schlissel

I am Mark Schlissel and I am lonely. P.S What is we miss out connection and get stuck in Paris…

by fcgvhbjkjhvcfgvh January 15, 2022

Lonely Sucks

Someone who sucks and bad at everything he does

guy 1: Guys, I need help in game
guy 2: Sure, I can help you
literally everyone else: No! 'Guy 2' Lonely sucks, don't help him, let him solve it alone.

by Seiba April 29, 2021

Lonely

You searched up 'lonely' is cuz you are lonely yourself

Looooooooonely... i am Mr. Loooneeeellllly, i am so looooooonnnneeeeelyyy!!!!!!! LONELY

by MISTER FUCKMASTER69 April 15, 2017