by Oneofthebestdefiners August 14, 2024
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The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023
Get the lizzo paradox mug.Lizzie is someone you never want to lose. She is almost always a beauty guru and will style your outfit any day. She is an extroverted people lover and no one will ever be bored around her! She can make you laugh by just looking at you a certain way. She has this aura of loving all people equally and caring for them. Never let go of a Lizzie.
by gwraveghoull November 20, 2023
Get the Lizzie mug.you: WOW I met this amazing person the other day- she's so cool, funny, interesting and smart AND attractive
me: what's her name?
you: Lizzy.
me: THATS THE LIZZY- the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to exist
(pause)
Me: you're so lucky.
me: what's her name?
you: Lizzy.
me: THATS THE LIZZY- the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to exist
(pause)
Me: you're so lucky.
by potatoslayrofdoom November 21, 2023
Get the Lizzy mug.Lizzeett is the type of person who will put you first then themselfs,they'll always be with you,they'll stand up for there friends no matter the cost.Still lizzeett has always been facing a tough life they always have been having mental health problems and struggles and some even having a high case of mental health even so lizzeett will never fail to put a smile on the faces who they care the most,her friends are the most important thing to them,Lizzeett is always trying her best to make people smile they make look cold and mean but truly you just need to know them to understand.you may ask who my Lizzeett is? My Lizzeett is me,I’m Lizzeett. I love my friends to the death they are dear to me,I’m not close to my family nor anyone else,I always struggle with mental health even trying to take my own will. I always try to there for people since I know how it feels to not be understood. I never understood people hurting the ones they care and love. I always love being with my close 3 friends they mean everything to me and helped me in my lowest.I laugh so much but most people don’t know that I’m always quite but when u take a chance to talk to me you’ll see I’m not quite.i may seem mean but I’m very nice I always spend money on friends instead of myself.I Love you,please understand if life comes to a end,understand I loved you so much,and don’t hate yourself.I always loved and care and always treasured the memories.I love you.
Lizzeett Loves you
by Lizzeett November 21, 2023
Get the lizzeett mug.Lizzeett is the type of person who will put you first then themselfs,they'll always be with you,they'll stand up for there friends no matter the cost.Still lizzeett has always been facing a tough life they always have been having mental health problems and struggles and some even having a high case of mental health even so lizzeett will never fail to put a smile on the faces who they care the most,her friends are the most important thing to them,Lizzeett is always trying her best to make people smile they make look cold and mean but truly you just need to know them to understand.you may ask who my Lizzeett is? My Lizzeett is me,I’m Lizzeett. I love my friends to the death they are dear to me,I’m not close to my family nor anyone else,I always struggle with mental health even trying to take my own will. I always try to there for people since I know how it feels to not be understood. I never understood people hurting the ones they care and love. I always love being with my close 3 friends they mean everything to me and helped me in my lowest.I laugh so much but most people don’t know that I’m always quite but when u take a chance to talk to me you’ll see I’m not quite.i may seem mean but I’m very nice I always spend money on friends instead of myself.I Love you,please understand if life comes to a end,understand I loved you so much,and don’t hate yourself.I always loved and care and always treasured the memories.I love you.
Lizzeett Loves you
by Lizzeett November 21, 2023
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