Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

indian lizarding

when you and your 3 best friends find an indian lizard to munt

sup dude, me and the gang are going indian lizarding this weekend, wanna come?

by indianlizardKING May 03, 2024

Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette

Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.

by The_Doctor_11th November 08, 2022

lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 25, 2024