LEBRONTO

LEBRONTO IS LEBRON AND TORONTO PUT TOGHETHER IMPLYING LEBRON OWNS THE TORONTO RAPTORS BECAUSE HE SHITS ON THEM 24/7

There's no way Lebron dropped 38 on Toronto he basically owns the team they should call it Lebronto

by MIKE535564565 September 3, 2023

LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!

Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

lebronjamesmrcar

weirdest word ever used to say something cool

"Are you going to the NBA Game" - Bob
"Yep" - Jerry
"Wow so lebronjamesmrcar" - Bob

by CreeperMonkey September 25, 2023

lezbread

Lesbian bread

I'm such a lezbread

by therealasswax January 5, 2024

Lebron syndrome

When fans or victims of the basketball star Lebron James believe he is the greatest of all time. It is tunnel vision that no other era compares to this player, in which could lead to mental illness. Despite less accomplishments than other players they still will believe he is the greatest. Stats don’t lie in the finals don’t compare to the greats in the past. 20 percent sweep record, not enough awards, can’t close in the finals are all evidence that he is not. The victims are in denial ignoring the evidence in front of them.

Bron is better than mj. Yeah he’s the goat. He can’t go left, he played with janitors, can’t win without Scottie puppet. Six and zero it don’t matter he da goat.

Defined as the act of believing in something that isn’t true and having tunnel vision known as lebron syndrome.

by Lebron should be gone May 1, 2024

lebron crashout

when lebron james crashes all over the place

just looksmaxxed my skibidi rizz level 10 with a side of lebron crashout.

by Fothanos May 4, 2024

LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024