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Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits.
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.
Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter. The author of this post has nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.
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Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
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After about two hours of watching they were both so wet and Mary jumped on top of Caitlin and started to take her clothes off, Caitlin agreed very much and started to take Mary’s clothes off quickly but she wasn’t fast enough for her so Mary took control and said that she would have to punish Caitlin. Caitlin reached into her draw and pulled out a 10” dildo and handcuffs; Mary locked the door and and hand cuffed Caitlin to the bed post, Caitlin giggled.
Mary began by leaning over Caitlin and letting her take off her soaking thong with her teeth she then pulled down caitlins.
Mary started out gentle then began to lick caitlins clit so fast, “yes yes ohhh more” Caitlin yelled out, Mary did so and she stuck three fingers inside of her hole.
Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
She repeated this for about 5 more minutes in and out until Caitlin cummed all over. Then Caitlin whispered “your turn baby” and Caitlin pounded on top of Mary and threw the dildo inside of her. Mary screamed so loud. She then pleased herself for Mary before pinching her nipples until they were hard. It was the best lesbian sex they ever had
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