Kyle

A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.

Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”

by Thicc Nig Nate October 28, 2019

Kylee

Kylee is a hot beautiful,nice,and smart girl.she use to have a bad life but know she has amazing life. Sometimes she thinks she is ugly,fat,trash,loser,and a bitch but than that change she got popular and had a boyfriend. Every time there is drama she ends the drama. When anyone Argus with Kylee she will shut you up. She trys so hard to have good grades.Kylee will get married and adopt or have kids.Also Kylee sometimes where makeup not all the time and Kylee has nice brown hair ,and light blue pretty eyes.

Kylee is beautiful in any sort of way❤️❤️❤️.

by Kc loves candy October 31, 2019

Kyle

A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.

Little timmy your dad is overweight and single is his name Kyle?

by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020

kyle

a kyle kinda thing.

omg i screamed so loud moaning is anybody in the house?!

kyle - "yeah my mom "

by the best biking kyle October 25, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.

Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019

Kyle

It's a trap!

Don't trust Kyle. It's a trap.

by JustAnotherGuyWithNoFriends August 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.

Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*

by kayvaline June 14, 2019