Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

Bad

Kevin = Bad

by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020

Kevin

A nigga whomst triple gay

Guy: ayo, you know Kevin?
Other guy: yeah that mans be the triple gay'st'v'll'm'st

by Your family tree lgbt March 27, 2018

Kevin

Straight up faggot ngl, probably fakes clips and owns a team like esoteric idk him but seems like a big ole faggot

Holy fuck Kevin kys

by BigDilfZach July 28, 2020