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The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.
Me: "Hey Jordan, are you talking to any cute boys?"
Me : "Just kidding haha"
Jordan: *cries*
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Person A- My cousin is being a Jordan

Person B- That sucks
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jordan is a fat ass loser with an intelligence level of 0 he is a guy that has no respect for hygiene and that causes the class to smell like rolls of sushi and is known to brake many girls hearts jordans are known to look like boys who have big noses and small asian eyes.
jordan is a .............**************** who can often be a********************
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Jordan is DIFFEREEENT
Jordan got on a gucci romper, DIFFEREEENT
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that jordan girl is a tard
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A very energetic girl that sets her mind to anything she wants,kind,loving ,and a very good dancer
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