by drizzlehizzlehizzle September 7, 2016

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.
Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."
"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."
"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."
Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."
"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."
Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020

A teen actress who got pregnant at 16 and is ratted on by everyone for using her sister's fame to her own advantage, even though that is basically what business is about... using what you go to get you somewhere besides your parents couch.
She also decided that she would quit her career as an actress to take care of her baby, unlike her sister who just passed the kids off to either their even worse off father or a nanny...
She also decided that she would quit her career as an actress to take care of her baby, unlike her sister who just passed the kids off to either their even worse off father or a nanny...
by RAW<3 August 30, 2009

I'ts basically a more entertaining way to refer to someone named "Jamie". Jamie is such a boring name so call them Mother Fucking Jamie instead. Rule: Does not implie any name can be mother fuckerized. ONLY JAMIE
by MOTHERFUCKINGJAMIE October 24, 2011

Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears' younger sister.
She is an actress.
She has a daughter named Maddie Briann.
Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears.
She also has an older brother named Bryan.
She is an actress.
She has a daughter named Maddie Briann.
Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears.
She also has an older brother named Bryan.
by Friday BritneyFan September 9, 2009

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by emmadoman February 18, 2017
