1) n. Iron ore mined from deep within the bowels of the earth which, to preserve its strength and suppleness, is forged for a long time at low temperature. Effective against some fey creatures' damage reduction.
2) a) exc. An expression of disapproval used in response to the erratic, absurd, or irrational behavior of an individual, usually one who is under the influence of alcohol or narcotics . b) v. to restrain or pacify such an individual.
3) As 2, but in regards to a homosexual male who is performing an action that is stereotypically "faggy," such that he is becoming a parody of himself.
2) a) exc. An expression of disapproval used in response to the erratic, absurd, or irrational behavior of an individual, usually one who is under the influence of alcohol or narcotics . b) v. to restrain or pacify such an individual.
3) As 2, but in regards to a homosexual male who is performing an action that is stereotypically "faggy," such that he is becoming a parody of himself.
1. Moktar: It appears that this small winged humanoid is ignoring approximately ten points of damage from every successful attack we make against it.
Sepharil: Yes, Moktar, it is a good thing that I have this +1 masterwork cold iron greatsword.
2. "Sir, the number of lines you just bumped is immaterial to the matter at hand. If you do not pull up your pants and remove yourself from my kitchen sink immediately, I shall be forced to lay the cold iron on you.
3. When the young homosexual male launched into a spirited rendition of "People," his companions implored him to "cold iron"
Sepharil: Yes, Moktar, it is a good thing that I have this +1 masterwork cold iron greatsword.
2. "Sir, the number of lines you just bumped is immaterial to the matter at hand. If you do not pull up your pants and remove yourself from my kitchen sink immediately, I shall be forced to lay the cold iron on you.
3. When the young homosexual male launched into a spirited rendition of "People," his companions implored him to "cold iron"
by King Zombie November 26, 2006
by Porky July 10, 2014
A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma February 26, 2005
Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.
Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.
by The-Italian-Stallion October 22, 2022
Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver
The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.
by phild January 14, 2013
A skeumorph that is self-functional.
Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).
A medium for conveying irony.
Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.
Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).
A medium for conveying irony.
Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.
An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.
by sandraxine September 12, 2018