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cold iron

1) n. Iron ore mined from deep within the bowels of the earth which, to preserve its strength and suppleness, is forged for a long time at low temperature. Effective against some fey creatures' damage reduction.

2) a) exc. An expression of disapproval used in response to the erratic, absurd, or irrational behavior of an individual, usually one who is under the influence of alcohol or narcotics . b) v. to restrain or pacify such an individual.

3) As 2, but in regards to a homosexual male who is performing an action that is stereotypically "faggy," such that he is becoming a parody of himself.
1. Moktar: It appears that this small winged humanoid is ignoring approximately ten points of damage from every successful attack we make against it.
Sepharil: Yes, Moktar, it is a good thing that I have this +1 masterwork cold iron greatsword.

2. "Sir, the number of lines you just bumped is immaterial to the matter at hand. If you do not pull up your pants and remove yourself from my kitchen sink immediately, I shall be forced to lay the cold iron on you.

3. When the young homosexual male launched into a spirited rendition of "People," his companions implored him to "cold iron"
by King Zombie November 26, 2006
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Iron dome

"Dude last night Ben told jenny I'm gay!"
"Oh dude jenny iron domed you!"
by Porky July 10, 2014
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Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma May 13, 2005
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iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
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iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun
Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"
by jables11 March 14, 2011
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Iron Circle

Its a iron circle that is used with leather straps to move a horse's tail up and out of the way so the deed can be done unhindered.
Ned used the iron circle to raise mister ed's tail up and out of the way before giving him the business!
by Thioben December 15, 2011
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Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
by Wanderfalke September 25, 2010
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