ripped taint

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020

Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.

man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.

by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018

Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008