balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022

Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.

I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.

by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

tossing the sheets

Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets

By: Mr&Misses.Smith

Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get

"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"

by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 29, 2021