Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.
When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.
by jesster79 August 19, 2016
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Big ass and brass don't mix!

Translation: Brass stripper poles aren't for overweight butts!
Girl, no way in hell am I jumping up on that stripper pole! You know big ass and brass don't mix!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2022
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You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.
From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:

"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"
by MrFrankBlack November 02, 2011
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Bomb-bay mix-up

Accidently licking the wrong hole during an amorous encounter and getting an unexpected taste of the previous evening's takeaway.
i was eating this girl out, but then got a chinese bomb-bay mix-up.
by Gnarkill2 September 17, 2010
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bing bang bong mix

Bing bang bong mix is a funny way to say bong mix when you smoke weed.
"Yo what are you smoking"
"I'm smoking bing bang bong mix"
by MrMeMeLoRdPoRnLoRd January 11, 2019
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1. The perfect way to shut up a annoying preacher person who shows up out of nowhere. Proven from a popular youtube video titled, 'You ain't got no pancake mix.'.

The video gained even more popularity from a RWJ(raywilliamjohnson) video.

2. The best comeback for anything.
1. Annoying person: If you do not believe in God you will go to hell, and burn for ever.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Annoying person:........

2. Your common jackass: Your a weak minded little fag with no life.

You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!
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monday arvo mix-up

A radio show on Launceston College radio station LCFM 87.8. It is presented by Alex Crowden and Josh Giblin live from the LCFM studio every monday afternoon from 3:40 - 5pm. It consists of mostly new rock music.
"I'm just going to tune into the Monday Arvo Mix-Up this afternoon."
by Alexander Crowden February 07, 2007
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