Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

by Jibs007 September 01, 2017

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 09, 2017

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 18, 2013

Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

by Reecifer April 27, 2022

hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

by JohnThom February 21, 2017

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads April 08, 2016