Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Hawai

a place but also a joke :v

- Knock knock
- who is that
- Hawai
- Hawai who
- I'm good how are you

by I'm lame, acually February 26, 2022

Hagfish

A blowjob that has so much mucous that it can fill a bucket

I had to move her into the tub because she was giving me a hagfish

by Doo Doo butta February 26, 2022

hafiz

he will literally have you hooked on him forever and once he shows affection and love to you for the first time, you won’t be able to get it out for the next month. he’s the type of person that you think about every night and won’t stop thinking about even if you like somebody else.

person 1: I literally can’t get him out of my head

person 2: is his name hafiz?
person 1: how did you know?

by mhmyeah March 7, 2022

hafiz

he will literally have you hooked on him forever and once he shows affection and love to you for the first time, you won’t stop thinking about it for the next month. he has the special charm in his smile and really surprises you with his height. when your the first person he’s ever given anything too on valentines day you feel so special and when he tells you pick up line you laugh at them all and when he tell you a poem a little place in your heart lights up and when he tells you all his problems and trusts you, you feel accomplished and when he tells you that he would’ve spoiled you on your birthday you feel loved but when he ghosts so or you guys just stop talking for no apparent reason you can’t stop thinking about it and it kills you though you try not to show it.

person 1: i can’t stop thinking about him
person 2: who is he? hafiz?
person 1: how did you know?

by mhmyeah March 7, 2022

Hawaiian Aloha

Oral; sloppy toppy

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."

by Officer Willia March 8, 2022