cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 7, 2011

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.

Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”

by perfectxd June 16, 2020

Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists

John got a Kwesi haircut

by callmekwesi January 22, 2022

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Bass hair

The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.

Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.

I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.

OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!

by Whatwhat34341 January 1, 2013