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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)
YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”
by Smaeul July 11, 2024
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin: "Peter Griffin"
Brian: "What the Fuck?!?"
by Random CSAT Rifleman March 9, 2023
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griffin#8120

a word used to identify a really fucking gay person without being mean ab it
oh hes griffin#8120 in other words really fucking gay
by mommymayu March 27, 2023
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griffin#8120

a word used to refer to a really fucking gay annoying ass person
oh hes griffin#8120 in other words every1 hates him n hes gay
by mommymayu March 27, 2023
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Griffin

griffin is a funny guy who likes red and needs a new phone and has a girlfriend and is smart and like plays flute and uhhh yeah
hello my name is griffin”
by glittergunfairy March 29, 2023
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