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Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok
“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”
by nobara February 12, 2021
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Ass Is Grass

Quote from "Stand By Me" (1986)
When Chris (River Phoenix) and his 3 friends find the lost dead body of a 12 year old boy, he stands up for the body against the local bad-asses. Including his older brother.
"Ass is Grass" is said while they are all in the woods fighting for whose gang gets to claim they found the body.
Charlie: We found him first!
Teddy: Oh yeah, Vern told us how you found him. (mocking tone) 'Oh Billy! I think I just turned my Fruit-Of-The-looms into a fudge Factory!"
Charlie: Thats it! Your ass is grass!
by lovestandbyme April 26, 2010
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Greenland Grass Chewer

When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.
N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.
by Tablet July 1, 2008
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woodland grass

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.
by Jakelot August 20, 2007
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sharni grass

"i really like sharni... you know sharni grass"
"reeowww"
by britneys girl May 29, 2008
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Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
by snozzi January 29, 2009
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Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.
Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.
by Ponyface March 15, 2009
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