Ginger Meadows

Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.

At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.

In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.

Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.

In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.

In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
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gingers are weird

they are grim people who suck on your nuts when you are a sleep
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ginger person

A person, male or female, with red or orange hair typically having many freckles.
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Ginger King

The King of all Gingers....
Once the media, shows such as South Park, and the population of people with other hair colors drive those with Ginger hair color to the point of sheer anger, frustration, depression, and possibly even close to extinction, the Ginger King will appear and will take control to explain to the world why everyone needs Gingers and why Gingers are more normal if not superior to those with different color hair. This will bring about a new era, where Gingers are no longer made fun of but looked upon as role models and keys members of Society. When this time will come is uncertain.
Poor Ginger kid: I warn you now, the day will come when you will no longer make fun of me

Viva el Ginger king!

Bully: Looks like it's national kick a ginger day

Ginger: But I am not different than you
Bully: You have no soul Ginger Bitch

Ginger: I was born from normal parents just like you , I dont deserve this
Bully: Shut up and just accept it Pumpkin Gut
Ginger King: Why would you harm a defensless kid just because of his hair color?
Bully: you are a ginger too fag
Ginger King: I've had enough of you, your a fatass who has no soul yourself and has to take it out on a poor kid with red hair just because your gonna be jealous in ten years when you see your girlfriend cheating on with him. YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH BEING IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL!
Bully: runs off in fear
Ginger: thanks ginger king
Ginger King dissapears to help another abused red-head
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true ginger

One with red hair, freckles and pale all over their body.
The true ginger can not tan, he burns.
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ginger bird

a comical way of defining a red head/ginger.
"oh dude matt that ginger bird is all over you tonight!"
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ginger-snap

The vagina of a (naturally) red-haired woman, or, by extension, the woman herself.
Thats one nice ginger-snap, in my opinion.
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