geeker light

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands

Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light

by 23over December 21, 2013

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014

Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

geezeress

A female version of " geezer ".

"have you seen that geezeress? She's so cool!"

lass gangsta girl girl chick

by nnnnnhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2015

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016

Geezer

an old man

that man is a geezer

by allan_t321 June 2, 2016

Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.

HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!

by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016