funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009

funky ass flea bass

1. The funky sound generated by advanced slapping techniques on a basss guitar. Made awesome by Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bass guitarist.

2. Funky ass bass riff

1. Add a little lust to the funky ass flea bass.

2. Lay down some of that funky ass flea bass.

by farenheights April 20, 2005

Funny-Face Game

A spin on Quarters, with ping-pong balls replacing quarters and beer mugs replacing shot glasses. All of the rules of Quarters, with the added daunting task of having to make a funny face in addition to drinking if the person to your right covers your beer mug.

Let's go play the Funny-Face Game!

by Lalalalaleah January 21, 2009

fonty

another word for gay

for example 'you fonty!' or 'your such a fonty crease'

by tom n vix - Wirksworth December 17, 2008

funky

Music that has a particular feel or groove.

"Earl King recently told me I was the first guy he ever heard use the term funky about music..."

" 'Think about Foley, how funky and dirty he stinks and smells. Think about playing the music just like that."

-Earl Palmer, Backbeat: Earl Palmer's Story

"Damn, that's funky!"

by bbmatt September 22, 2009

mad funny

A way of saying your really funny particularly used by newyorkers

My bff is mad funny.

by NYC chick 101 September 28, 2015

Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009