Emer

Emer is a woman from Gaelic folklore. She was said to have the six gifts of womanhood. It's also not an uncommon name in places such as Ireland. When used in that sense the "m" is said as a "v". So it is said like the word "ever"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: My name is Emer. It's spelt E-M-E-R but said as ever.

by Genderfluidatthedisco November 30, 2016

Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.

I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.

by mckables February 5, 2009

girl emergency

A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.

It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.

Related: menstrual cycle.

Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.

me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.

Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG

by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011

eimir

eimir is an irish name, but there are sayings such as pulling an eimir, which means your no fun and ruinning the buzz.
slang for eimir is femur (not sure where that came from) and sceamer (wen u sceam sumtin like a lighter etc)

"o look shes pulling an eimir, and she robbed my cup of tea, sceamer"

by eimir February 4, 2010

medical emergency!

when one runs out of medical marijuana

Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino

orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!

it is a medical emergency!!!!

p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.

by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011

Emergency Exit

A young metal band who spends most of there time eating and making there special macaroni and cheese.

Jon was a dork. After he went to the Emergency Exit show, he started to make freinds

by Jon Fernin December 2, 2004

Emeraude

Ugly asf and fake to her friends and family. Don’t be friends with her cause all she would do is lie to your face everyday. Acts all tuff but ain’t shit when it comes to action. She is a bad kisser cause she guy dry/ biiig ass lips

Emeraude is coming yall hide

by Google 123 October 25, 2019