when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
by mangina4 January 12, 2011
Get the Duck tapmug. by Sethxy September 26, 2009
Get the Duck Shoesmug. 1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.
2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
by JoeDirt January 30, 2003
Get the Feed the ducksmug. When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp
Also applies when smoking more taboo substances
Also applies when smoking more taboo substances
Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead
Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again
Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again
by JacobM July 1, 2010
Get the Duck Arsemug. by the weirdest of ducks March 6, 2019
Get the weird duckmug. A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.
Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
Get the Duck's Assmug. When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.
by gregalishus June 23, 2010
Get the duck flurrymug.