doodle bloop

basically ‘what a bunch of shit’ but cooler because it’s ’what a bunch of doodle bloop’.

one dude: look at that painting what a piece of shit.
the cooler dude: yeah literally what a bunch of doodle bloop

by The fucking Sparkles January 6, 2025

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doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.

guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange

by doodle dog November 8, 2022

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doodle

A piece of art generally regarded as "bad" or "simple" by the artist, but is considered a masterpiece by said artist's following and/or friends.

Artist: "This is just a quick doodle I made last night"
Fans: "What, doodle!? It's amazing!"

by anonymouse25565 September 28, 2018

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A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.

Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.

"Luna has come in for their quarterly groom! Looks like it's the doodle special as usual!"

by Meesecakes December 4, 2023

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