Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

alaska dan

A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.

I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.

by hexie311 November 9, 2010

dan rose

Famous Jazz guitarist from america. Most well known for his hit song, The Water's Rising

Dan Rose plays such jazzy licks

by FTRoper September 9, 2006

baby dan

The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.

Baby dan is the absolute cutest.

by Malo July 6, 2019

dave-danning

Having a great Twitter conversation.

Man, are you following them? There was a great dave-danning tonight!

by Chase1263070 December 28, 2013

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021

Dan Goodlooking

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.

The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'

by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 9, 2010