alaska dan

A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.

I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.

by hexie311 November 9, 2010

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

dan rose

Famous Jazz guitarist from america. Most well known for his hit song, The Water's Rising

Dan Rose plays such jazzy licks

by FTRoper September 9, 2006

Janelle Dan

Son of God, given birth from the ocean and other forms of water like rain, river and many more.
A loyal and loving person who is misunderstood and always get abuse due to the kindness that is shown and always gets hurt because people take advantage of.
The grace of God, loyal, loving, friendly, open minded, bridge to seas and galaxies, bubbly and kind

When I see the ocean and galaxy it reminds me of Janelle Dan

by Boleyn June 7, 2021

Dan Lake

The Ultimate Asshat

Dan Lake is the ultimate asshat.

by Selisa G May 8, 2022

dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything

Dan Mac the bender

by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021

dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021