Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

put some crocs on

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down

Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"

Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "

Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*

by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017

Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017

The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023

To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

davy crockett

The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.

The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"

Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"

by blackmoongoon July 8, 2010