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critical mass

What you yell at the climax of phone sex, if you are a fat sweaty nerd who lives with his parents and has no job at 20.
" uh uh uh.... critical mass... did i tell you my name was paul? "
*thankyou for calling kids helpline*
by grouter55 July 13, 2003
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Critical Tassen

To strike a male in the genetailia, would replace crotch-shot.
Dan B. just took another critical tassen!
by Exploding Boy February 9, 2003
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Critical Race Theory

Critical Race Theory (CRT) is the latest neoracist concept used to justify the authority of a small cabal of academics who will save the world from end stage capitalism by using race struggle instead of class struggle. History shows whites built systematic racism. Therefore, only whites can dismantle the systematic racism they built by replacing it with systematic white saviorism. The altruistic tendency of the Abrahamic religions and the majority feminine electorate are exploited to justify redistribution of wealth and opportunity based on race rather than (the Marxist) need or (the Capitalist) ability. CRT gives a new urgency to classical Marxist ideas that previous generations of workers dismissed as broken promises.
Other neo racist tools in CRT are:

1) Hierarchy of race and government benefits are ordered by level of historic oppression starting in the year 1600.

2) Denying CRT is proof of systematic racism. CRT states that ability is 100% equal between all races.
3) Equal opportunity is racist until all results are shown to be equal by race. Therefore, equal opportunity must be race based instead of class based. The rank of opportunity is from #1 above.
4) Harvard university created Eugenics and created CRT. That is not a coincidence. It is science.
5) Supporters of CRT are known as anti-racists. All labels of classical racist are canceled by the anti-racist label. However, a person can simultaneously be labeled anti-racist and neoracist at the same time.
Critical race theory gets to the heart of why racism gets votes for the last 400 years and will continue to get votes for the next 400 years.
by whoisyourunicorndaddy June 21, 2021
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critamin

Crazy vitamin. Like crunk. The result of drinking too much vitamin water.
After a heavy night of vitamin water sampling Megan was totally critamin. GET CRITAMIN!!!
by mvhammer September 30, 2007
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Critific

Used to describe someone who meets very specific criteria, though no one is sure what that criteria is.
That guy is so critific, let's make him president.
by Vjix January 13, 2009
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critify

to criticise or critique someones music playlist (spotify)
i'm just gonna play spotify radio at the party because i know someone will critify my playlist
by tommydog June 19, 2015
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crittercrusty

When someone does not practice proper hygiene in the lower areas or any area on their body.
Yo bro I haven't seen you take a shower and about a week. you're becoming crittercrusty bro
by Wirthman86 March 9, 2018
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