Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Marsh Cricket

Females that are always on a different guys boat. Use a guy just for his boat. A boat hopper.

Did you go to the bar with “ “ this weekend? Yea why? She’s a damn Marsh cricket

by DonDon1969 January 1, 2022

cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

by Bye thots September 19, 2020

claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.

The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.

by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022

Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

get it cricket

a backhanded remark/ compliment

“get it cricket” darla said to ston tron

by stontron June 23, 2022