cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024

Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021