Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Crank

A person that will smash anybody

Shawty a whole crank out here

by Lul keyy babyyy July 23, 2019

Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

I dank crank my butt fart

by fartlicker67 January 12, 2022

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.

That paint job on that car is crank

by Luvenzo April 12, 2021

Crank

A crying - wank. Used if a person is crying and uses the tears as lubricant for said wank.

Jacob was balling his eyes out. He decided to have a crank instead.

by Jakobbb December 16, 2019