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Cranked

By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.

Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date
Friend: I love Harry styles
You: Bro you must be cranked
by Clevaggetter June 29, 2023
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Captain Crank

A half-functioning fishing captain powered by nicotine, meth, and pure coastal paranoia. Captain Crank is the guy screaming about government satellites while freebasing off tin foil in the engine room of a rusted-out commercial boat—or chain-smoking through a guided trip while cussing at seagulls and mumbling about “the deep state tracking red snapper migrations.”

Not to be confused with an old salty dog—Captain Crank isn’t wise, he’s wired. You’ll know him by the jerky hand movements, a permanent squint (either from sun damage or sleep deprivation), and the overwhelming scent of bait, diesel, and regret.

Spotting Characteristics:

- Yellowed mustache from years of inhaling tinfoil smoke

- Boat held together by zip ties, duct tape, and spite

- Knows exactly where the fish are… but won’t tell you unless you “wake up to what’s really going on”

- Listens exclusively to ham radio frequencies and Joe Rogan clips from 2016

- Will fight you and the harbor patrol if you touch his bait cooler

Common Habitats:

- Commercial fishing boats with suspicious burn marks near the bilge

- Charter docks where someone just got fired or disappeared

- VFW bars with broken pool tables

- Forums arguing that fish finders are government mind-control devices
“We thought he was just passionate… until Captain Crank started yelling about fluoride in the chum.”

“Captain Crank brought us to the fish, but also brought a .38 and a full-blown manifesto.”

“If you smell burnt foil and hear something about ‘the government stealing our swordfish,’ turn around—that’s a Captain Crank.”

“He didn’t use sonar. He said he ‘felt the vibrations in his fillings.’ I’m never chartering with Captain Crank again.”
by Pary Moppins August 3, 2025
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Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.
Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.
by Pdot December 5, 2017
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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody
Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good
by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018
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Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
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Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob
Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”
by Kayakayak January 26, 2019
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