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Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
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chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.
by bolognaround January 22, 2015
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chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.
"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"
by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017
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mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022
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Karen cover

Damn, this Karen cover is reminding me to brush my teeth, my breath is kicking right now.
by ColourMaestro September 23, 2020
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