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Best couple

The ultimate duo that makes everyone else question their own relationship standards. They’re that pair that somehow manages to be goofy, loyal, and disgustingly cute all at once.
Example: “Honestly, Kamryn and Duncan are the best couple , they argue over fries one minute and plan matching Halloween costumes the next."
by Somal November 10, 2025
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couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val
have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!
by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021
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Perfect couple

by Taina 12305 November 22, 2021
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
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Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.
My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple
by B. Sagget April 15, 2024
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