When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025
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Get the corporate circlejerking mug.Have you seen Joann’s LinkedIn profile picture? She didn’t look like that 10 years and 100lbs ago. What a corporate catfish.
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Get the Corporate Catfish mug.A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
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Get the Corporate cuck mug.Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.
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Get the Corporate meh mug.(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either
“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”
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