Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.

Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.

by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

Corporate Catfish

When the catfishing leaves the dating sites and moves over to LinkedIn

Have you seen Joann’s LinkedIn profile picture? She didn’t look like that 10 years and 100lbs ago. What a corporate catfish.

by 53222 July 17, 2025

Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.

"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."

by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025

Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.

Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!

by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025

Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.

Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!

by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025