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cop a feel

to grab someones ass or possibly breasts when they are in a crowded area so they dont no who did it and they cant yell at you if they figure out it was you. good for both men and women to do.
come on ppl u havent done this b4?
by .......... February 4, 2004
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Cop For Weight

Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.
Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.
by Sam Cassidy June 16, 2008
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Cop a Mozz

When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.
"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"
by Dr.MP5 February 27, 2009
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Mall Cop

Stuck up, snobby people that think they're so cool because they wear a uniform & work for $8/hour inside a mall. They can usually be found harassing kids that look different & ignoring the real trouble makers or can be found making up lies to have a reason to kick kids out of the mall.
Mall Cop 1: Hey, look it's kids wearing tripps

Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.

Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!
by idk91295 June 15, 2010
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TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Emo cop

A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?

Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!

Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.

Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.

Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
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