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Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.
Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.
by GrandpaButch June 28, 2010
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Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.
You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!
by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011
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Porn conversion

A conversion from the square to the porn life style because it similar to a religious conversion. It is the realization that all this time you could have been getting some and that life is flat and empty without and getting some is one of the main things in life or even the meaning of life it's self.
He had a porn conversion.
by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010
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conversational terrorist

a person who joins into a conversation that was not directed toward them just to make a comment that will make them seem superior, completly messing up the conversation for those who were already talking to each other. see conversation bitch conversation hi-jacker
Maddie: " Last period I was talking to Tori about what time she went to bed and Dani totally butted in, saying she went to bed even later."

Emily: "She's such a conversational terrorist!"
by maddiemaddie94 May 20, 2010
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Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio November 3, 2008
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Textual Conversation

To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.
Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.
by uh9u9dgusekj8lqwg December 31, 2008
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conversation bogart

Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 25, 2015
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