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Converstate 

A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversation that includes jokes and, perhaps, a pun/rhyme or two.
A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversion, I mean, conversation, that includes jokes, I mean yolks, I mean jokes, singings, and a some punny fun- thyme is what converstate is all about.
Converstate by fozmodiar August 5, 2012

Conversation Jacker 

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.
"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."
Conversation Jacker by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

Conversation Stalemate 

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.
Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

Habit Conversion 

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

stoned-conversation 

When you stoned-call a person, you have a conversation with them. Having an under-the-influence conversation with a social peer. Also, having a conversation with a person because your high as f*ck.
Joe: Dude! I'm so high! Let's stoned-call Sally!
Bob: Hell ya bro! We might be able to start a stoned-conversation with her!
Joe: Let's do that sh*t man!

Juicy Conversation

A conversation in which an abundant or minute amount of information is obtained that could range in intensity and severity. Juicy conversations can contain critical information. Juicy conversations contain tid-bits of information that some could consider: alluring, sexy, fantastic, wondrous, loving, sensual, exotic, climactic, desirable, lustful, zesty, hot, breathtaking, flirtatious, seductive, valuptuous, steamy, spicy, titillating, provoking, libidinous, or.....sweet Jesus suggestive
Wow, that's a juicy conversation.

Goodness me, what a juicy conversation.