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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord
Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "
by venturiansonic October 7, 2019
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Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.
Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.
by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024
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Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat
by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021
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The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
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the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
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